Apparently, Royals really are just like everybody else\u2014when you’ve gotta go, you’ve gotta go. Though none of us here at Royal Bitch Dot Net have ever been on a 170-foot yacht, we’ve got to imagine they have bathrooms. It begs the question\u2014what was Prince Edward doing pissing off the deck?<\/p>\n
Though in the photos it appears Prince Edward is slightly larger than average, it’s believed that His Royal Highness is a shower not a grower. \u00a0Rumor has it that embarrassment over his penis size \u00a0is what compels him to require signed Non-Disclosure Agreements from any and all women in whom he has the slightest romantic interest. \u00a0In fact, a source close to Bella “Not-a” Swan tells us Prince Edward presented Esme Platt’s ugly half-sister with legal documents less than twenty-four hours after meeting her. Tell-all books written by Princess Elizabeth’s former lovers notwithstanding, we have to wonder what His Royal Highness is trying to hide.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
Apparently, Royals really are just like everybody else\u2014when you’ve gotta go, you’ve gotta go. Though none of us here at Royal Bitch Dot Net have ever been on a 170-foot yacht, we’ve got to imagine they have bathrooms. It begs … Continue reading